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Nǐ Hǎo - 你好,
I'm Alexis.

chadleymacguff:

itsnotpornipromise:

selfloveclub:

famousmeat:

Tom Daley tries to get Dan Osborne to change into speedos

I thought this was an intro to a gay porn

didn’t we all

it isn’t?

(Source: silenthill, via m4kingbabies)

"I hate going to sleep with you on my mind and not in my bed."
—  Buryme-inthesky (via buryme-inthesky)

(via turtlesanddragons)


I can see my baby swingin’…

I can see my baby swingin’…

(Source: kingofconeyisland, via li0nclaws)

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

(via gaycave)

(Source: california-luxe, via li0nclaws)

lohandaily:

Lindsay Lohan and David Letterman call Oprah on ‘Late show’

(via shanboobbrown)

rupsidaisy:

divascreech:

foodvalley:

“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog

go outside

didn’t know depression was selective in who it affects

(via m4kingbabies)

nichvlas:

tumblr is just full of things you can’t have, food you can’t eat, and girls you can’t fuck

Guys*

(via about-epic)

(via h0rrngry)

frazerross:

 
Kid Cudi looking like a motherfuckin’ babe at Coachella 4/13/14

frazerross:

 

Kid Cudi looking like a motherfuckin’ babe at Coachella 4/13/14

(Source: femburton, via cuebism)

(Source: tophed, via darthbarbie)

What kills me is that I would forgive you in a heartbeat even though I’ll probably end up hurt again.