Jesus and Santa Claus talking..
Jesus: you know what, I envy you.
Santa Claus: why?
Jesus: because you're the one that they're waiting for every Christmas, it's my birthday. :(
Sadly but TRUE. reblog this and let your followers make them realize the meaning of CHRISTmas.
I love you Jesus.
Day 03 → Favorite memory from childhood.
I’m a day late, I know >< My favorite childhood memory was when I went to Disney for my 5th birthday. My uncle took me. I had been in Miami for a couple of months and he just took me. It was amazing seeing Mickey and the whole gang :D
This is my 200th post :D I missed my 100th one >< Tumblr is amazing <2+1. && thanks to everyone who follows me :3
Day 02 → Places you want to visit.
LONDON. Go back and visit Peru, my native land <2+1. Argentina to see my brother. Australia. France China Italy Japan Ultimately the World.
REBLOG IF YOU GET REALLY WET WHEN YOU'RE NAKED
ieatsoulsforbreakfast: in the shower.
That girl in the corner that the boys never look...
see wut Tumblr does to me?
autobottt: Normal people: Why wont it open!? Me: Y U NO OPEN!!?? Normal people: I feel so lonely Me: forever alone .. Normal people: Ohh, I get it! Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE Normal people: Lol, i dont care. Me: Cool story bro. Normal people: OMG, hot guy alert!! Me: UNF! Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!! Me: hahahhaahaha, what is air??! normal people: I’m so angry....
Day 01 → Favorite song.
I don’t have a favorite song. I’m always changing my mind so I can’t keep a favorite song. One of my favorites though is “Love Always Remains” by MGMT.
30 Day Challenge.
Day 01 → Favorite song. Day 02 → Places you want to visit. Day 03 → Favorite memory from childhood. Day 04 → Worst memory from childhood. Day 05 → Best job you ever had. Day 06 → Worst job you ever had. Day 07 → Best day of your life. Day 08 → Worst day of your life. Day 09 → Favorite singer. Day 10 → Random fact about you. Day 11 → Anything you want to post about. Day 12 → Favorite place in the...
Just because you’re fat doesn’t mean you don’t exercise and eat junk food 24/7. Being skinny isn’t being anorexic. Asian eyes aren’t all slanty, and being black doesn’t mean you’re in a gang. Cutting yourself doesn’t make you emo, getting A’s doesn’t mean you’re a nerd. Wearing black doesn’t make you goth, and being gay...
Day 19 – What is your favorite song?
forallyourlove: love is the song i love the best.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.– William Shakespeare
I like fashion because it’s sort of my job, so I’m into it when I have to be....– Kristen Stewart